May 2013
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BEER REVIEW: French Broad 13 Rebels ESB
Region: Asheville, NC
Price: 5.2% ABV
Style: Extra Special/Strong Bitter
Sight: amber
Smell: bread dough, toasted pine nut, cinnamon, earth
Taste: toast, spicy, yellow pepper, peanut
Overall: ESB! This is the first beer of this style that I’m reviewing ever—I can’t imagine why, though. I mean, what isn’t absolutely irresistible about something that describes...
April 2013
2 posts
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Drink a glass of wine, as Scientific American notes, and you materially alter...
– Bill Bryson: A Short History of Nearly Everything
March 2013
8 posts
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DOUBLE FEATURE: Neumarkter Lammsbräu Organic...
LAMMSBRÄU ORGANIC PILSNER

Region: Neumarkt, Bavaria, Germany
Price: $9.99/4-pk at Total Wine
Style: Pilsner
ABV: 4.8%
Sight: hazy lemon yellow, speckly carbonation
Smell: weed, white grapefruit, straw
Taste: citrus, cantaloupe, sweet rolls, straw, grassy hops
Overall: Organic and Reinheitsgebot-ready, this is a classic, clean, archetypal pilsner that you could confidently...
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BEER REVIEW: New Belgium (ft. Boon) Lips of Faith...
Region: Belgium & Colorado
Price: $10.99/22-oz at Total Wine
Style: Fruit beer
Sight: clear ruby, cotton candy pink circlet
Smell: fresh-picked cherry, Pinot Noir, purple or red Flintstones vitamins
Taste: dark Hudson cherries, dry rosé, spice cake
Overall: My very simple understanding of this undertaking in the Lips of Faith series is that a cherry lambic from Old Belgium blended...
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BEER REVIEW: Boulevard Tank 7 Farmhouse Ale

Region: Kansas City, Missouri
Price: $9.99/4-pk at Total Wine
Style: Farmhouse/Saison
ABV: 8%
Sight: cloudy marigold, sudsy crown
Smell: white grapefruit, orange rind, ginger, coriander, nutmeg
Taste: citrus, yellow cake, herbal, ginger, cinnamon
Overall: Even with a slow pour, Tank 7 is super-easily agitated and very quickly stacks up a very loose, soapy foam. Huge carbonation...
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TASTING NOTE: 2011 Arindo Rueda Verdejo
Region: Rueda, Spain
Price: $13.99 at Total Wine
Sight: pale daffodil yellow
Smell: lemon drop, pineapple, piña colada, flowers
Taste: pineapple, wet rock, green and white Smarties, flowers, mango, medium-bodied
Overall: What a success. Out of 8,000 different wines in the store where I work, this is consistently one of my top go-to recommendations for a winning bottle of white wine....
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PAIRING: Breakfast (Brunch) & Moa Breakfast
MOA BREAKFAST
Region: New Zealand
Price: $18.99/4-pk at Total Wine
Style: Fruit Beer
ABV: 5.5%
Sight: slightly cloudy yellow-amber, steady carbonation
Smell: cherry Tums, grape juice, yeast, sunscreen
Taste: witbier, Capri Sun, cherry Tums, slightly bitter
Overall: Brewed with Nelson hops and cherry juice, this oddball little “breakfast” beer is just the style you’d...
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BEER REVIEW: Stone Enjoy By 4.1.13 IPA
Region: Escondido, California
Price: $7.49 at Total Wine
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 9.4%
Sight: furious carbonation, orange amber
Smell: hay, weed, pine
Taste: resinous, biscuit, basil, pine, tangerine
Overall: Sweet baby Jesus. A giant wet haybale, bundled pine needles, and a thick haze of weed smoke shrieks out of the glass like some kind of hysterical disaster signal....
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TASTING NOTE: Santi Nello Valdobbiadene Prosecco...
Region: Valdobbiadene, Prosecco
Price: $14.99 at Total Wine
Sight: pale, almost clear in color, very busy bubbles
Smell: pear, lime, sugar cookie, cream
Taste: pear, green apple, toast, lime finish
Overall: This Prosecco is pale—but in color only. It exuberantly bursts with personality the second it hits the glass. The supercharged bubbles race to the top and form a crowded bead...
February 2013
7 posts
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COCKTAIL: Jackcafé
I didn’t create this recipe; I found it in my hand-written recipe book & have since then lost the online source.
Ingredients: 1 oz coffee liqueur, whiskey (originally Jack Daniels)
Directions: fill shot glass with coffee liqueur, float whiskey on top over the back of a barspoon
Overall: Yummy. Shots are quick, so I don’t have a ridiculously in-depth review for you like I...
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PAIRING: Smoked Doppelbock with Tuna in Dijon
New Holland High Gravity Series Charkoota Rye Smoked Doppelbock
Region: Holland, Michigan
Price: $3.99 at Total Wine
ABV: 8.4%
Sight: molasses brown, good clarity (not cloudy or completely opaque)
Smell: cedar, dead leaves, pretzel dough, gingerbread
Taste: cedar chips, molasses, scotch, campfire smoke, espresso
Overall: Holy smokes. I mean really. A LOT of smoke. Not only do I...
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BEER REVIEW: MillerCoors Batch 19...
Region: USA (national)
Price: sample
ABV: 5.5%
Sight: clear honey-amber, soapy head
Smell: shy hops, butterscotch, sugar cookie
Taste: slightly sweet malt character, thin, mild
Overall: So this beer is really adorable. It’s a sample I got from an awesome beer rep I know who is not only a sweet guy and a sharp thinker, but he’s a genius merchandiser. Batch 19 is a relatively...
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COCKTAIL: The Titanic
Ingredients: vodka, Galliano, blue curaçao, dry vermouth
Method: Shaker with ice; strain into cocktail glass
Recipe credit: mybestcocktails.com
Sight: between emerald and teal
Smell: black licorice, Navel orange
Taste: vanilla, anise, citrus, juniper, earthy, slightly sweet
Overall: This is a visually stunning jewel-toned drink inspired by the sinking of a behemoth into the sea. This is...
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TASTING NOTE: Montresor Capitel della Crosara...
Region: Veneto, Italy
Price: $16.99 at Total Wine
Sight: muted ruby
Smell: cherry, plum, milk chocolate, lavendar
Taste: fresh cherry, red currant, plum, mocha, roses, forest
Overall: This is an Italian red for Pinot Noir lovers. Valpolicella is known for being somewhat light; but far from being flimsy and fruity, the Ripasso style boast more density and complexity than an entry-level...
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BEER REVIEW: Atwater Conniption Fit
Region: Michigan
Price: gift
Style: double IPA
ABV: 8%
Sight: cloudy orange, tenable 1cm head
Smell: menthol, butterscotch, cantaloupe, tangerine candy
Taste: grassy, tangerine, concrete, menthol, dandelion
Overall: I really like this IPA. I will say this—you get more malt on the nose than on the palate. The aroma is a tangle of citrus, tropical fruits, butterscotch, and the...
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BEER REVIEW: Dark Horse Perkulator Coffee...
Region: Marshall, Michigan
Price: around $2 (sorry I don’t remember) at Good Bottle Co.
ABV: 7%
Sight: caramel brown
Smell: Folger’s coffee grounds, plywood
Taste: cold black coffee
Overall: My dad is always trying to get me to like coffee; it hasn’t happened yet. I just don’t drink it. I have made progress, though. I actually used to 100% loathe any nuance of...
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TASTING NOTE: 2010 Scarborough The Rebel White
Region: Columbia Valley, Washington
Price: $11.99 at Total Wine
Grapes: Roussanne, Marsanne, Viognier
Sight: honeysuckle nectar
Smell: peach, pear, honeysuckle, pineapple
Taste: lemon candy, pears in syrup, buttercream, full-bodied
Overall: I probably love white Rhone blends more than anyone I know (see exhibits A and B)—saturated, perfume-bottle aromatics and a decadent, oily...
January 2013
3 posts
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TASTING NOTE: Finca Flichman Extra Brut Rosé
Region: Mendoza, Argentina
Price: $11.99 at Total Wine
Varietal: 80% Chardonnay, 20% Malbec
Sight: very pale salmon pink
Smell:
Taste: strawberry wafer, tart peach, raspberry, lemon
Overall: Plot twist: So this is a rosé—I really had no idea! I poured it into my gorgeous Bormioli stemware and was utterly surprised to discover a pinkish-orange tinge to the wine. The glass of the...
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BEER REVIEW: Bell's Best Brown Ale
Region: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Price: $9.99/6-pk at Total Wine
ABV: 5.8%
Sight: tawny brown
Smell: cola, caramel, walnut, molasses
Taste: caramel, walnut, cocoa powder, black tea
Overall: It’s been a while since I’ve had a good brown ale—I forgot how rich they can get. Really strong aromatics on this one, some bakery ingredients dominated by dry walnut. Round mouthfeel,...
December 2012
5 posts
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BEER REVIEW: Bell's Special Double Cream Stout
Region: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Price: $11.99-6pk at Total Wine
Style: Stout
ABV: 6.1%
Sight: opaque almost-black brown, khaki head
Smell: dark chocolate, root beer, double chocolate cookie
Taste: sweet milk chocolate, cola, dark roast coffee, gravy, creamy, black tea
Overall: This little treat was a gift from my store manager; every year this is her favorite stout, and when we closed the...
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TASTING NOTE: 2011 Domaine Luquet Saint Veran Vers...
Region: Saint-Véran, Burgundy, France
Price: $16.99 at Total Wine
Varietal: Chardonnay
Sight: straw yellow
Smell: underripe strawberry, lemon, Golden Delicious apple, honeydew, slate stone
Taste: medium- to full-bodied, lemon, marmalade, walnut, Bosc pear
Overall: This unoaked Chardonnay is a neighbor to the slightly-more-popular Pouilly-Fuissé, and I don’t believe it’s...
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BEER REVIEW: Olde Mecklenburg Dunkel
Region: Charlotte, North Carolina
Price: $3.49/22-oz bottle at Total Wine
Sight: russet
Smell: praline, hazelnut, cigar, fresh baked bread
Taste: malty, toffee, pumpernickel or rye bread, easy-going with only a slight bitterness
Overall: If I’m going to seek out a beer for the winter season, it should taste something like this. This time of year, I want a malt bomb—nice to meet...
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BEER REVIEW: Boulevard Long Strange Tripel
Region: Kansas City, Missouri
Style: Tripel
Price: $9.99/4-pk at Total Wine
ABV: 9.5%
Sight: honey amber, highly irritable but short-lived head
Smell: banana, cantaloupe, white grapefruit
Taste: scratchy carbonation, tropical fruit, citrus hops, orange peel, touch of sweet, white pepper, slate stone finish
Overall: Excited about this considering how lately I’ve had nothing but love...
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TASTING NOTE: NV Brown Cow Chocolate Wine
Region: Florida
Price: $9.99 at Total Wine
Sight: chocolate milk
Smell: McDonald’s chocolate milkshake (no whipped cream)
Taste: Hershey’s Kiss, Bailey’s, chocolate ice cream, M&Ms
Overall: I know some of you are thinking what I thought before I ever tried this: “Ew.” I’d made a horrible assumption that someone was pouring Cabernet into chocolate...
November 2012
9 posts
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BEER REVIEW: Highland Cold Mountain Winter Ale
Region: Asheville, North Carolina
Price: $5.99/22-oz at Total Wine
ABV: 5.8%
Sight: clear garnet, brick red
Smell: maple syrup, milk chocolate, cinnamon-sugar, French toast
Taste: root beer, sweet potato, cinnamon bread, pecan, earthy hops
Overall: I regret opening this beer. Not that it was bad—it was actually delicious and remarkably balanced. But I just kind of wish I had saved...
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TASTING NOTE: 2009 Aramis Shiraz Cabernet
Region: McLaren Vale, Australia
Price: $16.99 at Total Wine
ABV: 14.5%
Sight: opaque black, ruby rim
Smell: red plum, burning firewood, dark chocolate, crème de menthe
Taste: plush, black cherry, black raspberry, red velvet, soft spice
Overall: I could tell from the start of the pour that this wine was going to be villainously dark. It pours a deep, almost murky black—impossible to...
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On our way to the wine bar last night…
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TASTING NOTE: NV Mallee Point Moscato
Region: South Eastern Australia
Price: $5.99 at Total Wine
ABV: 7.5%
Sight: very pale greenish yellow, fritzy little bubbles
Smell: peach, orange
Taste: sweet, canned peaches/pears, orange
Overall: Yes, really—a $6 Moscato. Deal with it. This effort is from Casella Wines, who are also the makers of Yellow Tail. This sweet little value play is EXACTLY what most of my (OF AGE)...
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CELT NATIVE STORM ORGANIC CRAFTED ALE
Region: Wales
Price: $5.99/500mL bottle
Sight: honey-amber
Smell: clean, earthy
Taste: earthy, hops, lightly bitter, black coffee
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FRAGILE WHITES, & 2004 TERRE ROUGE ENIGMA
There’s Fragile Whites, then there’s Fake Fragile Whites…
This particular bottle of Engima is what I believe to be a victim of the often ungrounded fear that wine retailers have of their white wine getting “too old to drink”, when in fact, it’s holding up just fine, thank you very much. Sometimes retailers get scared, take a gamble, and end up practically...
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BEER REVIEW: Fischer Amber
What am I doing?! I HAD to try the only French beer in the store!
Region: France
Price: $4.99/22-oz bottle at Total Wine
Sight: dirty amber
Smell: sour, biscuit, chemical cleaner
Taste: sourdough bread, crisp, prickly carbonation, ginger snap
Overall: Une petite bière très étrange. A little bit aromatically challenged, the most unique thing about this beer is the acidity. There’s...
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COCKTAIL: Amy's Fluorescent Sour
Just made this one up! Try it and let me know what you think!
INGREDIENTS 2 oz Veil vodka 1 oz Rose’s sweetened lime juice 1/2 oz triple sec 1/2 oz absinthe
INSTRUCTIONS Fill rocks glass with ice. Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled 2/3 with ice. Shake 10 seconds. Strain into glass.
IMPRESSION Has the sweetened candy acidity of any good ol’ sour, and the little...
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TASTING NOTE: 2005 Tyrrell's Vat 1 Hunter Semillon
This became quite a significant bottle in my wine adventuring. I’ll share a little backstory; the review is at the end.
Preface
Let’s start with the fact that I work in the wine business and white wine just doesn’t get enough love.
I hearegregious generalizations about it all the time—I’ll suggest a white wine to the wrong person, and they’ll scoff and...
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BEER REVIEW: Great Lakes Nosferatu
Region: Cleveland, Ohio
Style: Imperial Red Ale
ABV: 8%
Price: $10.99/4-pk at Total Wine
Sight: between rust and garnet, heavy lace
Smell: pine trees, smoke, dried apricot
Taste: dead leaves, tangerine rind, pine needles, balsam, plum skin, earth
Overall: Autumn has arrived with all of its creepiness in the Great Lakes Nosferatu. Aggressively hopped, it boasts a dry pine tree nose with...
October 2012
6 posts
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TASTING NOTE: 2011 Mulderbosch Cabernet Sauvignon...
Region: Coastal Region, South Africa
Price: $12.99 at Total Wine
Grape: Cabernet Sauvignon
Sight: saturated salmon pink
Smell: grapefruit, strawberry, jasmine, lime
Taste: crisp, strawberry, grapefruit, floral, mineral
Overall: If I were smelling this in the environment of a completely blind tasting, and wasn’t even aware of the actual color of the wine, I’m certain I would be...
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Boulevard The Sixth Glass Quadrupel Ale
Region: Kansas City, Missouri
Style: Quadrupel
ABV: 10.5%
Price: $9.99/4-pk at Total Wine
Sight: rusty, tawny amber, decapitated
Smell: molasses, sugar cookie, banana bread, fruitcake
Taste: banana, creamy mouthfeel, ginger, toffee, licorice tea, alcohol
Overall: This is the second beer I’ve tried by Boulevard—we just got their stuff in about a month ago at our store. The diabolical Sixth...
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TASTING NOTE: 2011 Two Hands Sexy Beast Cabernet...
2011 Two Hands Sexy Beast Cabernet Sauvignon from A. Scheide on Vimeo.
Region: McLaren Vale, Australia
Price: $52.99 at Total Wine
Sight: dark ruby
Smell: red currant, raspberry, strawberry, black pepper
Taste: raspberry, strawberry, acidity, spice, vanilla, silky
Who would YOU describe as a Sexy Beast?
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UPDATE.
My life has finally settled somewhat into some semblance of normalcy.
At this point, I’d like to insinuate myself back into your newsfeed with more regular posts and reviews.
I have a lot of catching up to do. There’s still a good bit of adventuring in Florida that I have yet to report to you.
I’ve got some special bottles lined up for upcoming reviews that i hope will spark...
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TASTING NOTE: 2011 Spier Chenin Blanc
Price: $7.99 at Total Wine
Region: Stellenbosch, South Africa
Sight: greenish yellow
Smell: honey, floral, lime
Taste: dry, green apple, pear, lime juice
Overall: I think this Chenin Blanc has some identity issues—he wants so desperately to be a Sauvignon Blanc. This is on the very dry end of the Chenin Blanc spectrum, with enough razor-sharp citrus to make your cheeks pucker....
September 2012
3 posts
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BEER REVIEW: Samuel Adams Single Batch Series...
Region: Boston, Massachusetts
Price: $5.99/22-oz bottle at Total Wine
Sight: russet, reddish-brown
Smell: earthy, evergreen, mint
Taste: earthy, piney, toffee, white grapefruit, bitter hop
Overall: This red IPA basically reminds me of a good amber ale with slightly more hop presence. First of all, it pours beautifully. On the nose, there is a familiar copper-amber-red-ale-earthiness with...
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BEER REVIEW: Stone Saison du BUFF
Overall: Stone Saison du BUFF is the long-awaited final installment of the Saison du BUFF trilogy collaboration between Stone, Victory, and Dogfish Head. The three brewers shared a recipe for an herbaceous saison brewed with parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme, and produced three different beers on their own respective turfs. I would be lying if I told you that the three efforts are...
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TASTING NOTE: 2010 Charles Smith The Velvet Devil...
Region: Washington State
Price: $11.99 at Total Wine
Sight: black-purple with ruby facets
Smell: alcohol, plum, cherry, smoky
Taste: medium-bodied, bitter chocolate, cherry, barbecue sauce
Overall: First of all, let’s talk about the color of this—it’s incredibly dark, almost a blackened purple, but it isn’t inky. It’s not dense enough to blot out all of the...
August 2012
2 posts
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TASTING NOTE: 2010 Evans & Tate Margaret River...
Region: Margaret River, Australia
Price: $12.99 at Total Wine
Sight: pale mint green
Smell: lime juice, fresh-cut grass
Taste: lemon, lime, white grapefruit, floral, mineral
Overall: This wine is a gosh darn citrus fruit convention. The nose bursts with a grassy lime aroma, and on the palate, all of the other citrus fruits you can think of explode en choeur. Lemon juice, tangerine, white...
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BEER REVIEW: Dogfish Head Burton Baton
Region: Delaware
Style: oak-aged Imperial IPA
Price: $14.99/4-pk at Total Wine
ABV: 10%
Sight: reddish orange
Smell: vanilla, huge caramel, cinnamon bread
Taste: caramel, vanilla, creamy, citrus hop, cedar
Overall: I wasn’t sure what to expect from this one; it just sounds like it has a lot going on. It’s not just an IPA, but an Imperial IPA (read: Extra-Super Mega-IPA...
July 2012
9 posts
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Tampa Wine Shenanigans
For those of you who don’t know, I’m currently training to be a Wine Manager at one of the Total Wine locations in Charlotte, NC. Training is happening in Tampa, FL, and I’m there for a total of four weeks with three other trainees. One night after work, we decided to each bring a bottle of wine that we were curious about, and we opened them up, ordered a pizza, and tasted...
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TASTING NOTE: 2009 Château Megyer Furmint
Region: Hungary
Price: $12.99 at Total Wine
Grape: Furmint
Sight: light straw yellow
Smell: honeydew melon, green apple, floral, muscadine, pineapple
Taste: dry,melon, green apple, floral, tropical, spice
Overall: What a little oddball. Furmint is a grape no one’s ever heard of, and to be honest, I’d never even seen it with my own eyes on a retail shelf. So when I found it at...
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BEER REVIEW: Cigar City Brewing & The Bruery Dos...
Region: Tampa, FL and Orange County, CA
Price: $13.99 at Total Wine
Style: Farmhouse/Saison
ABV: 9%
Sight: marigold
Smell: perfume, lemon peel, ginger, honey, vanilla, musk
Taste: spicy, coriander, lemon juice, orange, grapefruit, ginger, crisp, celery
Overall: ”Dos Costas Oeste” means “two west coasts.” It’s a collaboration between The Bruery (from...
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BEER REVIEW: Russian River Brewing Pliny the Elder
Price: gift
Region: Santa Rosa, California
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 8%
Bottled: 6/14/12
Sight: bright gold, frothy white head leaves elegant lace
Smell: roses, steel, earth, delicate malt
Taste: floral, mushroomy, metallic, earthy, fresh, nutty finish
Overall: Highly aromatic, right off the bat. I’m sitting in front of it at a table and floral hops jump straight out of the glass....